Monday, June 24, 2013

Peripheral Poem

Being able to write poetry is an art form … not something I could ever excel at, the best poem I could ever come up with was more like a nursery rhyme:

Once I went down a path
And on the way I met a cat
The cat’s name was Buffin
He reminded me of the muffin
Which lay in the kitchen…
Where my mother was cooking a chicken

So yeah, that has been the standard of poems I could ever write. But recently I learned that most of the greatest poets were inebriated in some way or another when they came up with their best work.
So of course after reading that I was like hmmm……

Well long story short – this is what I managed to scribble down:

Peripheral
Lordy and blinding
Bumpy and lounging
Brisk and pounding
It races against my heart like a second heart
That beats ever more frantically then the first
I try to take my mind off things
But up it goes against my will
Hanging low like a dead bird on a telephone wire
I will hang your shoes one day
Only to see how far you will go (to retrieve them?)

I have no idea what I was going through my head at the time... and I don’t know what “Lordy” is .. Perhaps I was trying to say “Lordly”??

And I never completed the last sentence – it read: “Only to see how far you will go... “ and the rest was some indistinguishable scribble which I assumed would have been about retrieving a pair of shoes that have been hung high?

It certainly doesn’t feel like anything I have ever written before… Maybe this is what poets feel like when they read their work once they are sober?

Well I think it’s time to break it down and try to make some sense out of it
-          I have no idea what the starting is about – can’t seem to make head or tail
-          The part about the two hearts beating against each other seems to be a description of one frightened person comforting the other
-          I’m trying to recall what must have I been thinking about in the end – I had seen Tim Burton’s movie ‘Big Fish’ recently so that’s from where I must have gotten the idea of shoes hanging high?

And that’s about it I suppose… it will always remain a mystery unless anyone else can decipher it better than me –


 I am open to interpretations… 

Monday, June 3, 2013

The schizophrenic chair saga continues …

Another episode of nightmares induced by the schizophrenic chair –


I saw a diseased orange this time:


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Rebels don't eat muffins and ways to get a job!

The nightmares still continue .. and maybe someday soon enough I will have the courage to narrate a full dream here instead of just pictures from my dream diary.
But enough of that -

 I really don't think that rebels like muffins ... cupcakes maybe? what do you all think?



And if unemployment has gotten you down .. then here is an almost surefire way to get a job:

Just walk-in a relatively mediocre restaurant or diner and put on a crazy-eyed and manic expression and say:



Hope it helps =) 

Friday, March 29, 2013

Draw-A-Catfish Competition:


(Update: I'm still taking in late entries, so email me your drawing at blue.dead.flower.girl@gmail.com and/or vote for your favorite drawing here in the comment section below!)

Alright here we have the entries so far… and I will continue to update as new entries keep coming in throughout the coming weeks:

(See previous post to participate)

These were sent in by two friends – one claims that the other cheated her style! Well I don’t think so – she clearly tried to make it her own by making a sad face and putting up the caption “Why so serious”

 Good work and keep ‘em coming you guys! I wanna see more catfish drawings!


Ok so now I have been inspired to draw my own red catfish! 
I don’t have words to describe this interesting artwork – but thanks anyway for the drawing bud! 


Aah we now have an authentic catfish – complete with sexy moustache! 


Awww.. now this is creative! I love it! Detective Mittens to the rescue!


Va-va-vooom! A kitty mermaid!


Sending in my own version of a Cat-eel!


Finally some technology! A cute winking kitty-fish doodled on cell phone 
Now this here is a beaut! Classic drawing! Love it!


More like - ugly duckling with measles!


Hahaha creativity coming though like an advertisement:
Keep sending-in the good stuff people!...

Update: Got some more entries ! Yayy!!

Even though there was a really long gap - but I'm still grateful you guys sent me more pictures! :) Check out this rendition - pen and marker designing! 



Awwww! This is one cute catfish equation! 

Monday, March 25, 2013

Announcement:


Alright people it’s that time of year – I am now hosting a Draw-A-Catfish competition!

Winner gets … uh... to see his/her entry alongside all the other entries on my blog and can show off that how much better they are at drawing a catfish than everyone else!!

So get out your pen/pencil/stylus/finger or whatever you have around you ready – scribble me a catfish and take a pic of it and send it here: blue.dead.flower.girl@gmail.com

There are no deadlines and the only rules are that the submission should be original and creative! 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Describing Happiness


If I had to describe happiness I’d say it’s like this tiny inflated soap bubble in the pit of your stomach – just as fragile – but it’s the temporary feeling of fullness and lightness that the bubble provides is what makes it so special.

The larger the happiness the stronger will be your bubble. There will be times when your happiness will be so great that the strong little bubble will give you the feeling as if you have been lifted off your feet and floating in mid-air!

Coming back to reality is just as quick as the pop of the bubble. One minute it’s there and then as soon as realization hits – pop – it’s gone. 

So I wish all of you out there a bubble filled day!

*dang why am I being so mushy?

Monday, March 11, 2013

The schizophrenic chair again!


I can’t seem to get that schizophrenic chair out of mind … its giving me nightmares now!