Why I suck at drawing stuff that normal people understand Part-2

Setting the bar of lameness even lower than before… I now refuse to draw stuff I don’t want to!

Why I suck at drawing stuff that normal people understand Part-1

The schizophrenic chair

If chairs could talk would the schizophrenic ones see people screaming at them?

But then that’s like asking – how would Cyclops wink?

Here’s Sheriff Shish-Kebob with his Deputy Cow who found a body part in the field:

Migraine is No joke!

Migraine is No joke for anyone! For people who have it and also for the rest of the people around them either!

Ok it’s true I don’t have migraine .. but I know plenty of people who do. It’s not like I don’t feel bad for them but hey! even normal people’s skulls take a beating during the week too. Just try a sleepless night followed by no breakfast and lunch on a tough weekday and then see the blinding headaches that develop by evening time!

So the thing I’m trying to voice here is that people who complain of migraines have it tough but they don’t realize how tough they make other people’s lives ALL the time!

“Turn down the heat will you..

“Shut the window..

“Close the door..

“turn down the music..

“Go spray perfume elsewhere..

“Turn down the air conditioning..

“Keep quiet will you..

“Go play outside..

“Eat that elsewhere..

“I can’t go with you..

“I can’t listen to you..

   … cause I’m getting a migraine”.

And the list goes on...

Fine you are suffering.. but it’s usually not even that serious. I know plenty of people who use this as an excuse to get you to do stuff, get out of doing something or simply getting you to go away.

So all I gotta say is; do all of that yourself! And quit using fake migraine as an excuse to get out of stuff or I’ll be there to give your skull an actual beating!

..

with a bat!

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And leave you in a room full of angry raccoons!

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Hey I have some peach Snapple left! Yummm…………!

Singing while you work ..

Getting my sugar high .. ooh baby getting my sugar high ..

*Supervisor peeks in *

“Are you singing?”

“uh.. no”

“Yes you were I heard you!”

“Umm.. I didn’t know I was singing out loud.. sorry”

Well that won’t be happening again anytime soon. I have learned my lesson to keep my lips sealed.. but even if I can’t sing  out loud I can still at least type away the songs in my head .. ok yeah I admit that sounds just sad .. 

Why do we live in a world where we are suppressed by social obligations to behave like a morose person? I am not morose.. ok I may not be grown up enough for most people to like .. but then again ..

Ellie was a skinny elephant .. oh yeah .. Ellie was a skinny elephant .. but she’s not skinny no more! Yeah ..

*…*

“were you just typing out a song?”

“um no!”

“You  were moving your lips, and typing a rhythm and shaking your head .. “

“Quit spying on me!”

Ok that part I did not say out loud…

“What did you want to tell me?”

“To keep it quiet and get back to work!”

*mumble grumble* 

The secret to my carefree-ness

Ummm.. I actually don’t know why I am so carefree. Everyone at school thinks I’m high all the time. But I assure you I am not. Maybe I have some component in my bloodstream that makes me high naturally.

I have a theory. It’s probably because I have too much oxygen in my blood?

Fact 1: All forms of insects especially mosquitoes make me a special target .. they are constantly biting me, making summertime almost unbearable without a large tube of insect repellent and insect bite relief cream on my dressing table!

Fact 2: I can’t wear any jewelry made from any kind of reactive metal. Only silver and gold is safe (Ha! I’m an expensive bitch!) Any other metal form just starts to rust within hours! Same thing happens to the stainless steel back of my watches!

Fact 3: .. ok I don’t have a fact 3 and this theory has started to get stale in my mind already …

I go make a cheese sandwich now…